$29.99
The Worship Seitan T-Shirt Forest calls forth the sacrificial gluten from somewhere deep, dark, and probably near the kitchen. Soft, lightweight, and made from 100% cotton, this seitan shirt brings plant-based mischief, dark humour, and a righteous dose of cultish flavour to the party.
The forest green tee keeps the vibe earthy and sinister while the unisex fit stays easy to wear. For heathens, herbivores, and anyone ready to answer the call of the loaf—things are heating up. Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (Chest) in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
| Shoulder in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance ± in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam or dry-press medium heat
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