$29.99
The Worship Seitan T-Shirt Purple is back from the depths with one mission: summon the juiciest gluten beast this side of midnight. Soft, lightweight, and made from 100% cotton, this vegan streetwear tee mixes dark humour, seitan worship, and a totally gnarly dose of heathen energy.
The purple backdrop turns up the weird while the unisex fit keeps things chill. Perfect for plant-based fiends who like their dinner loud, their jokes darker, and their protein slightly possessed. Beelzebub approved.
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (Chest) in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
| Shoulder in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance ± in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam or dry-press medium heat
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